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Showing posts with label things to do with your tongue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things to do with your tongue. Show all posts

#045 | lick a banana.


what you do?
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--go to the store
the grocery store, not electronic store.
--find a yellow fruit about 7 inches long
ha ha ha yes. 7 inches is funny isnt it.
--open mouth
enough to stick out your tongue.
--lick banana
for as loooong as you want.
--leave
and either leave the licked banana or pay for it. stealing is wrong kids.






BAM. potassium levels HEIGHTENED. boredom STOPPED.

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