#041 | pet a fish.

what you do?
+ / -

--dive into a lake,
its where fish live duhh.
--don't breathe during this activity,
it causes death and stuff.
--stretch out hand toward a fish,
make sure it isn't bigger than you.
--pet in a head-to-tail fashion,
you don't want to hurt its scales!
--repeat as many times as wanted.

BAM. aquatics TOUCHED. boredom STOPPED.

#077 | design light switch covers

what you do?
+ / -

--find a light,
trace the wires back to wall, through the wall and to the switch.
--measure the height and width of the switch,
or the top/bottom and sides of the square thing around the switch.
--trace the measurements onto a paper,
also cut out a whole for the switch to poke through.
--cut out shape,
move fingers before cutting them!
--be creative on the paper,
you either have it or you don't. go crazy with it!
--glue the paper on top of the light switch,
and you be done foo!

BAM. aesthetics CREATED. boredom STOPPED.

#045 | lick a banana.

what you do?
+ / -

--go to the store
the grocery store, not electronic store.
--find a yellow fruit about 7 inches long
ha ha ha yes. 7 inches is funny isnt it.
--open mouth
enough to stick out your tongue.
--lick banana
for as loooong as you want.
--leave
and either leave the licked banana or pay for it. stealing is wrong kids.

BAM. potassium levels HEIGHTENED. boredom STOPPED.

#037 | make toothbrush jewelry.

what you do?
+ / -

--boil water
using the microwave and water.
--throw in your toothbrush
caution: slam dunks can cause burns.
--wait ten minutes
jog in circles to burn calories.
--use forks to remove toothbrush
don't stab it, just pick it up from water while it cools.
--mold it into a circle shape
make it big enough to get off too.
--cut off the bristles
using your handy dandy scissors.

BAM. fashion accessory DONE. boredom STOPPED.